{"id":116386,"date":"2021-03-17T11:51:51","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T18:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.46.6.243\/?p=116386"},"modified":"2021-03-17T11:55:55","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T18:55:55","slug":"government-handouts-wild-hogs-by-albert-j-segalla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/?p=116386","title":{"rendered":"Government Handouts &#038; Wild Hogs ~ by Albert J. Segalla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Copperopolis, CA&#8230;Shortly, my wife and I are to receive a $1,400 free hand out from the government. This reminds me of a story about wild hogs.  Over a century ago, in the hills of Appalachia, there existed a large drove of wild hogs that the locals could not catch. These hogs ran wild and free eating acorns and roots. They avoided human beings for hundreds of years. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Soapbox7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"246\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25991\" srcset=\"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Soapbox7.jpg 320w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Soapbox7-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then, one day, a tall stranger with a beard and wide brim hat, rode into town on a buckboard with some rope and tools. He called for a meeting of the local people and offered to sell them all the wild hogs in three weeks.  The people had a hard time believing him but agreed.<\/p>\n<p>Three weeks later, he returned and told the people he had all the hogs in a pen outside of town and he wanted payment. The people rushed to see and sure enough there were hundreds of hogs in a pen. They paid him as agreed, and as he was leaving town a small boy ran after the buckboard, shouting mister! mister! How did you catch those wild hogs? <\/p>\n<p>The stranger said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The first day, I put out some corn and continued each day for a week. At first the hogs wouldn&#8217;t touch it. Then some of the younger ones did. They figured, if they didn&#8217;t eat the corn, some others would. The second week, I started building a pen around the corn.  Now the older ones were eating the corn. They figured that if they didn&#8217;t, the young ones would. Soon all the hogs were eating the corn.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the third week, I closed the gate. They raised quite a fuss, but it was too late. Son, I can catch any animal on the face of this earth, if I can first get them to take a free hand out,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Albert J. 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