{"id":165209,"date":"2023-08-11T18:44:24","date_gmt":"2023-08-12T01:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/?p=165209"},"modified":"2023-08-11T18:44:24","modified_gmt":"2023-08-12T01:44:24","slug":"the-seven-year-itch-through-september-3rd-at-the-metropolitan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/?p=165209","title":{"rendered":"The Seven Year Itch Through September 3rd at the Metropolitan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>San Andreas, CA&#8230;Richard Sherman roams around his empty apartment. His wife of seven years, and their son, have left for the summer. Without warning, a gigantic flower pot tumbles down from an overhead balcony, nearly putting him out of his misery. The jarring event has a strange effect on him. Suddenly reborn, he invites the doll who lives on the floor above down for an evening of temptation. You don&#8217;t want to miss this timeless comedy!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/calaverasmet.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-165210\" src=\"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"836\" srcset=\"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-784x1024.jpg 784w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-768x1003.jpg 768w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-1176x1536.jpg 1176w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-1568x2048.jpg 1568w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-570x744.jpg 570w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-701x916.jpg 701w, https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1-1067x1394.jpg 1067w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>San Andreas, CA&#8230;Richard Sherman roams around his empty apartment. His wife of seven years, and their son, have left for the summer. Without warning, a gigantic flower pot tumbles down from an overhead balcony, nearly putting him out of his misery. The jarring event has a strange effect on him. Suddenly reborn, he invites the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":165210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_cbd_carousel_blocks":"[]","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,19,20,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-advertising","category-entertainment","category-featured","category-life-style","category-news","last_archivepost"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/seven-yr-scaled-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165211,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165209\/revisions\/165211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/165210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.thepinetree.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}