If Only We Lived In Reverse ~ By Mark Twain
“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” Mark Twain
Eat The Biggest Frog First ~ Mark Twain
“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” Mark Twain