Washington, DC…”WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND!
This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue.
At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation.
This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND!
The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies.
This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World.
GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!”

Well done president Trump thank you again for a wonderful job and for representing this wonderful nation you are indeed a wonderful example of great leadership
Boy isn’t that the truth! Proud to be a Republican.
^^Three fucked up people^^
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to
Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Seriously, republicans? Are you really on board with this?!?!?
Time for the 25th.
Trump is a criminal lunatic. Everyone knows that.
Is the expense of this war a wonderful thing, and is it really America First?
Move to Iran and become a Iranian leader………
The lowest rating ever recorded by a United States President. The absolute worst president in recorded history.
Not as low as joe’s
^^Come on Mr. BlahBlahBlah, Mr. YaYaYa, gotta’ have a better reply than that Neanderthal Man.
So What!
War Crimes. Bombing Civilians and killing innocent people. All to hide from his Epstein crimes. Proud to be a Republican lunatic
Fuckin A
Your’e “A” is probably the only one you have ever received. Your’e no brain surgeon, that’s fo’ sho’…………..
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaarrggggggggggg.
Now go to work as a laborer, and save up. Maybe take the family, led by the abused wife paying for your insecurities out to dinner at McDonalds this weekend.
Trump is definitely losing it right in front of our eyes.
Another attack on America coming from inside the US.
A false flag operation probably in October .
bush allowed 9-11, to lie the US into the Iraq war.
With a domestic attack on America dementia don will suspend the election this November to retain power, and stop the election disaster coming.
With 15 billionaires in the don’s cabinet, we are now living in an oligarchy, they will stop at nothing to stay in power, and keep the economic crimes going.
^^Yikes^^
great post! i always enjoy finding new games to play in my free time – definitely checking out cookie clicker 2 for my next gaming session.