Iran Will Not Execute 8 Women Protestors Tonight

Washington, DC…”Very good news! I have just been informed that the eight women protestors who were going to be executed tonight in Iran will no longer be killed. Four will be released immediately, and four will be sentenced to one month in prison. I very much appreciate that Iran, and its leaders, respected my request, as President of the United States, and terminated the planned execution. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

President DONALD J. TRUMP

4 Responses to "Iran Will Not Execute 8 Women Protestors Tonight"

  1. Anonymous   April 22, 2026 10:22 am - at 10:22 am

    What a Great President! Ladies you ought be happy that beach chair dragging biden not in office.

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  2. Anonymous   April 22, 2026 10:34 am - at 10:34 am

    gimme a effing brake!
    Self serving Trump just wants the spotlight on him. Maybe another prize??????
    He cood give a flying phuck about them women.

    Would like them to choke his miniscule chicken.
    Melania won’t.
    You watch, he’ll have them in ovel office, lined up behind him. Just a mattur of time.
    Before that though, he’ll be lined up behind Scott “backdoor Scotty” Bessent. What a fag. Him and Richard Grennel, another Trump fag boy, will do each other for Don and JD’s pleasure.

    “What a Great President”???Huh??? You^^^What a gullible stoopid Trumpanzie.

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    • Anonymous   April 22, 2026 2:13 pm - at 2:13 pm

      I’ll let you choke my chicken.

      Reply
  3. Anonymous   April 22, 2026 12:28 pm - at 12:28 pm

    What a derp. Ole Joey woulda-shoulda and the donkey party would lined the pockets. Democrats are a disgrace to every American.

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