Trump Nominates Kash Patel as FBI Director

Palm Beach, FL…”I am proud to announce that Kashyap “Kash” Patel will serve as the next Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Kash is a brilliant lawyer, investigator, and “America First” fighter who has spent his career exposing corruption, defending Justice, and protecting the American People.

He played a pivotal role in uncovering the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, standing as an advocate for truth, accountability, and the Constitution. Kash did an incredible job during my First Term, where he served as Chief of Staff at the Department of Defense, Deputy Director of National Intelligence, and Senior Director for Counterterrorism at the National Security Council.

Kash has also tried over 60 jury trials. This FBI will end the growing crime epidemic in America, dismantle the migrant criminal gangs, and stop the evil scourge of human and drug trafficking across the Border. Kash will work under our great Attorney General, Pam Bondi, to bring back Fidelity, Bravery, and Integrity to the FBI.”

12 Responses to "Trump Nominates Kash Patel as FBI Director"

  1. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 11:59 am - at 11:59 am

    I am not sure he is qualified unless he has sexually molested a few women.

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    • Anonymous   December 2, 2024 7:29 am - at 7:29 am

      Hey!! What do all of you redneck anti immigration zealots think about old Trumpy appointing a raghead head of FBI?

      Reply
  2. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 12:27 pm - at 12:27 pm

    He can sexually molest me a few timed, Sniveler

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    • Anonymous   December 2, 2024 7:25 am - at 7:25 am

      Yep, that’s our old ignoramus Anti^^^You can tell by the obvious lack of intelligence and English grammar knowledge as he TRIES to compose a sentence that makes sense.

      Reply
    • Anonymous   December 2, 2024 7:32 am - at 7:32 am

      Elton John has lost his eyesight!!!!!? What, from squinting too hard to see Anti’s pecker??

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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      • Anonymous   December 2, 2024 7:40 am - at 7:40 am

        That’s because I have it in your ass Sniveler!

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  3. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 2:49 pm - at 2:49 pm

    MAGPA = Make America Grab Pussy Again

    Reply
  4. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 4:13 pm - at 4:13 pm

    SEHPBG= sniveler enjoys his pussy being grabbed…,,,

    Reply
  5. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 5:41 pm - at 5:41 pm

    Wait, you said, “He can sexually molest me a few times, sniveler.” Now, who wants their pussy being grabbed?

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  6. Anonymous   December 1, 2024 7:01 pm - at 7:01 pm

    Probably the same level of low life the orange fat one is.

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  7. Anonymous   December 2, 2024 7:45 am - at 7:45 am

    Biden for a farewell photo can we see you falling down boarding Air Force One again.

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  8. Anonymous   December 3, 2024 6:28 am - at 6:28 am

    Involved in JANUARY SIXTH. ELECTION DENIERS. BASICALLY CRIMINAL TRUMP CRIME FAMILY….

    Reply

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