Hewn Pumpkin Stand is Open! All Pumpkins 50% OFF

11 Responses to "Hewn Pumpkin Stand is Open! All Pumpkins 50% OFF"

  1. Anonymous   October 31, 2025 3:03 pm - at 3:03 pm

    For Sale: 30 gallon garbage can full of human shit with sawdust 50% off.

  2. Anonymous   November 1, 2025 7:59 am - at 7:59 am

    Only thing better than having sex with a pumpkin, is banging a couch.
    JD Vance

    • Anonymous   November 1, 2025 11:05 am - at 11:05 am

      The hell with the couch! Banging a warm body like Adam Perry on live oak ct. is a lot better.

      • Anonymous   November 2, 2025 1:55 pm - at 1:55 pm

        Thank you Anti, that was sweet of you to acknowledge my warm body. I thought you were extremely wonderful too when you tossed my salad afterwards and gulped down on that spooey. You were licking my anus for at least 3 hours and I can’t wait for your return.
        Love Adam

        • Anonymous   November 2, 2025 2:44 pm - at 2:44 pm

          Adam, I just have 1 more toilet to clean at the Hotel and Im done. Ill pick up some hotdogs, wonder bread and some pork and beans well eat our hearts out my little lovey dove. I hope the gerbils got their shampoos! I can’t wait and I only got porked once today in the mens bathroom. Sundays are kinda slow, all the big hunks are watching the Raiders qb feel up the centers balls, so I wont get lucky, but all have you soon.
          All my love and always your little anti

          • Anonymous   November 3, 2025 2:19 pm - at 2:19 pm

            Piss Poor sentence composition Adam.

        • Anonymous   November 3, 2025 2:17 pm - at 2:17 pm

          Adam how’s the HIV POS going Adam.

  3. Anonymous   November 2, 2025 5:18 am - at 5:18 am

    Please not so vague after visiting Hewn pumpkin stand yesterday my family and I truly know that this is one of Calaveras Gold!

    • Anonymous   November 2, 2025 7:27 am - at 7:27 am

      Did you try out John’s outhouse?

  4. Anonymous   November 3, 2025 4:05 am - at 4:05 am

    Outhouse I live in Rancho Calaveras we just shit in the back yard

  5. Anonymous   November 3, 2025 7:21 am - at 7:21 am

    Stay Classy Valley Sprangs.