Los Angeles, CA…Entertainer Jack Benny was born Benjamin Kubelsky, February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974.

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”

“It’s not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”

“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Modesty is my best quality.”