Privy Instant Restroom™ Order Yours Today & Lock In Your Delivery Date!

Arnold, CA…The Privy Instant Restroom™, Composting Outhouse is the perfect solution for an instant, efficient, natural, rustic & elegant restroom. This version of our Privy Composting Outhouse™ incorporates the improvements and upgrades since our first sale in 2024.

With these upgrades it is no longer just a composting outhouse but can rival a water based flush toilet in user experience. It easily beats the traditional water based toilet on cost of ownership and maintenance, and can save ~1200 gallons of water per year.

Need a plug n play, drop & go restroom for your farm, ranch, shop, off grid property, cabin, glamping destination, campground, wedding or event venue or even just an extra restroom for a backyard we have you covered!!

The Privy Composting Outhouse™ is instantly deployable infrastructure. Nothing touches the soil, just drop it in place and your are Good to Go™.

It isn’t just a porta potty! It’s a simple, sustainable effective solution that can last decades.

No monthly bills, save water, never clogs, won’t freeze in winter.

Order yours today! We deliver.

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13 Responses to "Privy Instant Restroom™ Order Yours Today & Lock In Your Delivery Date!"

  1. Anonymous   March 12, 2026 4:54 am - at 4:54 am

    Tell me why are you calling it a restroom it’s a SHIT house

    • Anonymous   March 18, 2026 5:47 pm - at 5:47 pm

      If you combine modern technical knowledge with time tested design you get a great product. Way to go Hewn!!

  2. Anonymous   March 12, 2026 7:38 am - at 7:38 am

    Joe Biden’s presidential library.

  3. Anonymous   March 12, 2026 10:52 am - at 10:52 am

    You’re kidding 2 grand for a John Hamilton shit house!

    • Anonymous   March 12, 2026 9:12 pm - at 9:12 pm

      98% of the people that have bought these are gullible trumpsters.

      • Anonymous   March 13, 2026 7:26 am - at 7:26 am

        I would swear I seen Newsom stepping out of one probably looking for lunch.

        • Anonymous   March 14, 2026 7:34 am - at 7:34 am

          Yes. I’m sure you “seen” him stepping out of one.
          Try learning proper English you Trump loser. Or should I say looser?

          • Anonymous   March 14, 2026 8:09 am - at 8:09 am

            I read it OK, you are a fuck’n looooser.

    • Anonymous   March 18, 2026 5:42 pm - at 5:42 pm

      I love these! Thanks for making them. The complainers would rather live their small sad little lives than try and build anything

  4. Anonymous   March 12, 2026 10:54 am - at 10:54 am

    For Sale a 30 gallon garbage can of shit no low ballers.

  5. Anonymous   March 12, 2026 3:52 pm - at 3:52 pm

    The county should allow composting toilets.
    Who wants to handle a heavy messy garbage can of human waste? Does Mr Hamilton offer disposal?
    Do you call a pumper to empty the chic porta potty?

    • Anonymous   March 13, 2026 1:02 pm - at 1:02 pm

      They’ll love you at Avery Transfer Station.

    • Anonymous   March 18, 2026 5:46 pm - at 5:46 pm

      Read up on composting toilets!! Don’t wait till it’s full to move it and as it composts the weight will drop by 80% and volume by 50%. Basically the cans become small waste treatment facilities. You don’t need to spend 10s of thousands of dollars or $200 a month on a sewer bill to live safely.