Order Your Privy Outhouse™ Today & Use Your Bare Land Tomorrow!

Arnold, CA…If you own bare land you know that just getting it useable and functional can be a daunting & costly task. To start you will need two things. The first is water & we can’t help you there (Not yet anyway). The second is well…number two. On that very basic need we can have you elegantly functional instantly. The Privy Instant Restroom™ & Composting Outhouse is a instant, cost effective, solution that can last decades.

In some cities & counties now it can cost over $100,000 for fees and permits before you drive your first nail. We can’t help you with that. We can however give you some of your basic comforts while you build.

The Privy Instant Restroom™ is the perfect solution for an instant, efficient, natural, rustic & elegant restroom. This version of our Privy Composting Outhouse™ incorporates the improvements and upgrades since our first sale in 2024.

With these upgrades it is no longer just a composting outhouse but can rival a water based flush toilet in user experience. It easily beats the traditional water based toilet on cost of ownership and maintenance, and can save ~1200 gallons of water per year.

Need a plug n play, drop & go restroom for your farm, ranch, shop, off grid property, cabin, glamping destination, campground, wedding or event venue or even just an extra restroom for a backyard we have you covered!!

The Privy Composting Outhouse™ is instantly deployable infrastructure. Nothing touches the soil, just drop it in place and your are Good to Go™.

It isn’t just a porta potty! It’s a simple, sustainable effective solution that can last decades.

No monthly bills, save water, never clogs, won’t freeze in winter.

 

Order yours today! We deliver.

For full linseed oil finish inside & out add $200

209-768-3929
john@hewn.co
Hewn.co

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13 Responses to "Order Your Privy Outhouse™ Today & Use Your Bare Land Tomorrow!"

  1. Anonymous   March 19, 2026 5:59 am - at 5:59 am

    If you live in Rancho Calaveras you can just dump the 55 gallon trash can full of shit in the corner of your back yard just like the dope growers dump their grow waste

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    • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 9:20 am - at 9:20 am

      Learn about how composting systems work.

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      • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 4:29 pm - at 4:29 pm

        Shit is Shit buddy

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        • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 9:31 pm - at 9:31 pm

          Waste treatment plant in a can 🙂 Time and mother nature can do better than CCWD and spraying it on a golf course

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  2. Anonymous   March 19, 2026 6:17 am - at 6:17 am

    One year waiting list there selling like hotcakes.

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    • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 8:49 am - at 8:49 am

      ^^^uhhhhhhh…..right…

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      • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 11:07 am - at 11:07 am

        A composting outhouse is freedom from monthly sewer bills

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        • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 3:19 pm - at 3:19 pm

          Horse shit you still get Billed if you use it or not.

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          • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 4:26 pm - at 4:26 pm

            Then you are living in the wrong place 🙂

          • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 4:32 pm - at 4:32 pm

            you don’t have CCWD

  3. Anonymous   March 19, 2026 9:06 am - at 9:06 am

    If you think giving the Department of War another $200 Billion dollars to waste in Iran is a good idea, raise your right hand!!!!!!!

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    • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 4:35 pm - at 4:35 pm

      Would you like to sniff index finger?

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      • Anonymous   March 19, 2026 5:38 pm - at 5:38 pm

        You been fingering your ass again Gomer? Your the definition of anal retentive .

        Reply

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