Tentative Two Week Iran War Ceasefire

Washington, DC…Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.

This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

36 Responses to "Tentative Two Week Iran War Ceasefire"

  1. Anonymous   April 7, 2026 6:34 pm - at 6:34 pm

    Taco Tuesday!

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 6:22 am - at 6:22 am

      Thanks, Mr. Know it All

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      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:07 am - at 7:07 am

        Your welcome Ass Clown.

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        • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:33 am - at 7:33 am

          How’s your pocket marks?

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          • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 9:29 am - at 9:29 am

            What does that even mean? Something you made up ass monkey ?

    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:49 am - at 7:49 am

      TACO TWAT

      Two Weeks Again Trump?

      Reply
      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:50 am - at 7:50 am

        Blah Blah Blah!

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 8:24 am - at 8:24 am

      DIE DONALD DIE!!!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 5:49 am - at 5:49 am

    Tell me when did these sorry ass Christian motorcycle club members move into rancho seen about five yesterday morning guess they don’t work wonder how they can afford high dollar bikes GUESS

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 6:20 am - at 6:20 am

      Bzzzzzzzzzzzz I give up.

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 8:26 am - at 8:26 am

      Its Valley Springs!!! Like everyone else there, they either sell, use, or deal with, methamphetamine or people on methamphetamine.
      ITS VALLEY SPRANGS!!!

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 11:47 am - at 11:47 am

      Its called having a job. Some people work, worked, have bank accounts, a 401k or other retirement funds, pensions, social security, a business/es.
      And then you have democrats who commit fraud, steal money from the homeless, elderly folks, and in CA that’s now said to be somewhere around $250 Billion Dollars and Gavin Newsom won’t tell anyone to investigate. Nick Shirley in 3 days uncovered over $150 Million Dollars of fraud in Los Angles.
      Here’s another undercover operation showing you what CA officials will do about fraud.

      https://x.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/2041651752659759352/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2041651752659759352&currentTweetUser=JamesOKeefeIII

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  3. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 6:27 am - at 6:27 am

    Where’s that stock broker today?

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:11 am - at 7:11 am

      If he was up your ass you would know.

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      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:35 am - at 7:35 am

        I know a guy that likes it in the ass his name is Adam Fairy.

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        • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 1:37 pm - at 1:37 pm

          Of course you do, tiny fella

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  4. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 6:51 am - at 6:51 am

    OMG THE TWO WEEKS CRAP AGAIN… FREAKING WEAK… RESIGN

    Reply
    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:02 am - at 7:02 am

      Soooo Whatttttttttttt

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      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:10 am - at 7:10 am

        Once again a very poignant introspective from a small minded moral midget.

        Reply
    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 11:50 am - at 11:50 am

      WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY, TRUMP IS OUR PRESIDENT, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VOTE FOR KAMALA OR GAVY NEXT TIME THAT’S WILL GO OVER LIKE A TRAILER IN A HURRICANE
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  5. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:03 am - at 7:03 am

    Trump keeps on Winning

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 11:51 am - at 11:51 am

      Boy is he ever, Kamala would of sent them 10 Billion Dollars

      Reply
  6. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:06 am - at 7:06 am

    Winning what? The bad comb over award? Did they make up another award to give the loser?

    Reply
    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:39 am - at 7:39 am

      Is that why you grow your eyebrows so long to flip over your bald head?

      Reply
      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:51 am - at 7:51 am

        ^^You are a midget. A mental midget. What are you………8??

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        • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 7:53 am - at 7:53 am

          Ya Ya Ya!

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      • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 9:32 am - at 9:32 am

        That’s a good one you’re sooooooo funny! NOT ! Try again Cooter.

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    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 11:52 am - at 11:52 am

      Kamala received an award?

      Reply
  7. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 8:10 am - at 8:10 am

    How much did we spend on the military, and for what?

    Reply
  8. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 8:12 am - at 8:12 am

    This is no way to run a country.

    Reply
  9. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 8:29 am - at 8:29 am

    We will end up like the rest of Trumps “businesses”. Broke, bankrupt, in shambles.
    Can’t you people see?
    What is wrong with you?

    Reply
  10. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 9:35 am - at 9:35 am

    Enjoy your little time 30 percenters . The MAGA movement is dying a painful death. Midterms will flush you away like a turd in a toilet.

    Reply
    • Anonymous   April 8, 2026 9:52 am - at 9:52 am

      Trump is more like a brown, runny, oily discharge.

      Reply
  11. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 11:59 am - at 11:59 am

    I LOVE reading thepinetree whiners, crying, bitter, losers who thought joe wasn’t mentally incompetent, thought Kamala Harris was their savior. This is just too fricking funny, a bunch of sissies pouting, crying and throwing your little temper tantrums like you’re still in kindergarten. 🙂
    Thanks for the laughs, keep’em coming girls. Hahahaha

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  12. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 1:00 pm - at 1:00 pm

    /\ so you prefer corruption, fascism ok.

    Dementia don agreed to the 15 ceasefire points.
    israel didn’t sign, and continue to bomb Lebanon.
    This was one of the agreed points.

    So the don can’t control israel, , or does Israel control the don?

    Vance in Hungary lied as usual, said the don didn’t agree to the Lebanon ceasefire. Clearly a lie.

    So the strait is closed again.

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  13. Anonymous   April 8, 2026 1:04 pm - at 1:04 pm

    This is taco don, trying to save face from his annihilation of civilization for all time he said.

    Dementia don must be taken out asap.

    Reply

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