Congressman Eric Swalwell Resigns from Congress

Washington, DC…“I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make.

I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong.

But it’s also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress.

I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district.”

10 Responses to "Congressman Eric Swalwell Resigns from Congress"

  1. Anonymous   April 13, 2026 3:40 pm - at 3:40 pm

    You’re fucked, Love Fang Fang

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  2. Anonymous   April 13, 2026 3:59 pm - at 3:59 pm

    Eric, Avery Middle School looking for a Principal.

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  3. Anonymous   April 13, 2026 4:04 pm - at 4:04 pm

    Adam Fairy, I’m homeless can I shack up with you, Love Eric.

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  4. Anonymous   April 13, 2026 4:45 pm - at 4:45 pm

    At least being a sex pest is still disqualifying on the democratic side.

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  5. Anonymous   April 13, 2026 9:06 pm - at 9:06 pm

    Getting your weenie wet will always cause you trouble, Seaweed!

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  6. Anonymous   April 14, 2026 5:55 am - at 5:55 am

    This is just one that got caught

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  7. Anonymous   April 14, 2026 6:56 am - at 6:56 am

    And don’t forget!!!!!
    Trump just named April Sexual Assault Awareness Month!!!!
    WTF?????
    Huh??????
    Is that real????????

    Next thing you know he’ll be attacking the Pope………………oh wait………………..

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  8. Anonymous   April 14, 2026 10:55 pm - at 10:55 pm

    Enough of Tard party, seaweed was banging a Chinese spy, never served any repercussions, now, this same asshole has carried on long enough, first thing that he should lose is his 2”penis, a married man with a pregnant wife at home while he slips a date rape drug into another victims glass of wine, rapes her, chokes her, is that ok with u Tards? This animal should be at minimum, stripped of any and all government retirement perks, put in the ring with toughest MMAfighter and goes toe to toe till he cries to his Mommie, then spends the rest of his life in prison breaking rocks with a T-spoon! This guy is total poison, f u Tards, u wanted him to be our next California governor, while the ass wipe that is in there now has wrecked this once, great state! Thanks, but NO THANKS! I hope before u get your day in court Seaweed that some guy, by the way a”real man” kicks your ass up between your ears! You’re a disgrace!
    Anyone else sick of what the Donkey party has done to many of your hard working friends to the point they have had to move to another state just to stay afloat? All of you Tards are a sick bunch!

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  9. Anonymous   April 15, 2026 8:01 am - at 8:01 am

    I agree. Swalwell should pay the price. The entire price.
    Any politician that engages in his kind of activities should be held accountable. Totally.

    You know like Trump, our president.
    He’s been abusing women for decades you Trumpanzies. You know, I know,we all know he has.

    So hold him to the same standard as Swalwell.

    What say you Lil’ Mike Johnson?

    Sincerely,
    A lifelong Dem

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