The Latest from President Trump on Iran

Washington, DC…”Iran must agree that they will never have a Nuclear Weapon or Bomb. The Hormuz Strait must be immediately open, no tolls, for unrestricted shipping traffic, in both directions. All water mines (bombs), if any, will be terminated (we have removed, through detonation, numerous such mines with our great underwater mine sweepers.

Iran will complete the immediate removal and/or detonation of any mines that are left, which will not be many!). Ships caught in the Strait due to our amazing and unprecedented Naval Blockade, which will now be lifted, may start the process of “heading home!” Say HELLO to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your favorite President!

The enriched material, sometimes referred to as “Nuclear Dust,” which is buried deep underground with virtually collapsed mountains, caused by our powerful B2 Bomber attack 11 months ago, sitting on top of it, will be unearthed by the United States (which, it is agreed, is the only Country, along with China, with the mechanical capability of doing so!), in close coordination and conjunction with the Islamic Republic of Iran, plus the International Atomic Energy Agency, and DESTROYED.

No money will be exchanged, until further notice. Other items, of far less importance, have been agreed to. I will be meeting now, in the Situation Room, to make a final determination. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

President DONALD J. TRUMP

28 Responses to "The Latest from President Trump on Iran"

  1. Anonymous   May 29, 2026 12:51 pm - at 12:51 pm

    The US , and the world is worse off after dementia’s Iran war.
    He lost, and now will pay $300 Billion to the Iranians.
    The nuclear materal and bomb question is not better, but worse than the Obama JOPA accord we had with Iran.

    What a loser, but we already knew the don is a hot mess, and loses way more than he wins, plus it has cost us in America already $59 Billion for higher gas diesel prices, alone, add the inflation and the cost to us is more than $100 Billion all for a worse situation.
    Iran we lost, Afghanistan we lost, Viet Nam we lost, other wars military adventures we lost.

    The wealthy won because they invested in these wars.

    When will Americans wake up?

    Time to take America back for the majority, not those few who buy these wars for profit.

    A peace economy is good for all of us.

    • Anonymous   May 29, 2026 6:07 pm - at 6:07 pm

      Looks like ol Donny Boy had a bad day in court.
      He’s been ordered to take his name off the Kennedy Center.
      His “punk fund” has been shut down.

      More court losses for the orange turd than one can keep count of. Well at least he always has his so called cabinet licking his testicles. Marco Rubio doesn’t even have to get on his knees. He just stands straight up and his lips are right at Trumps anus!!

      hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhohohohohohohoohohehehe

      • Anonymous   May 29, 2026 6:16 pm - at 6:16 pm

        And all of the music acts Trump hired to perform at the WH on Fourth of July are backing out!!!

        Only ones left are Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

        Well he can always get Lee Greenwood………hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

        Village People are definitely waiting for a call……….hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  2. Anonymous   May 29, 2026 2:37 pm - at 2:37 pm

    ^^^Blah Blah Blah go fuck yourself.

  3. Anonymous   May 29, 2026 5:59 pm - at 5:59 pm

    Here’s “The Latest” from me.

    Fuck Trump and ALL Trumpanzies.

    • Anonymous   May 30, 2026 12:19 pm - at 12:19 pm

      The “Latest”???
      Its TACO time baby………….TACO time.

  4. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 6:52 am - at 6:52 am

    Kid Rock is your man. We love his song where he talks about sexuality assaulting young girls…

  5. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 6:55 am - at 6:55 am

    Who is that republican dude running for governor ? He looks even more pathetic than trump … sad

  6. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 6:58 am - at 6:58 am

    Trump loves vanilla ice … he does his jerking off two dude’s at once dance … awesome

    • Anonymous   May 30, 2026 11:32 am - at 11:32 am

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
      ohh…..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      good one

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  7. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 7:01 am - at 7:01 am

    Credibility … is a problem in the trump administration. Because they don’t have any …

    • Anonymous   May 30, 2026 7:09 am - at 7:09 am

      Would you like to lick my ass hole?

  8. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 7:08 am - at 7:08 am

    Breaking News … trumps name removed from the Kennedy Center… and thrown in the TRASH ….

    • Anonymous   May 30, 2026 7:17 am - at 7:17 am

      Oh Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 7:24 am - at 7:24 am

    Adam Fairy as I sit on my couch nude I have your breakfast draped over my thigh, Anti

  10. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 9:17 am - at 9:17 am

    Anything to keep a conflict going, a true sign of deep-rooted hate.

    • Anonymous   May 30, 2026 9:59 am - at 9:59 am

      So What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Anonymous   May 30, 2026 11:29 am - at 11:29 am

    So now Trump is “considering” cancelling his big music fest on his birthday or the Fourth, whenever it is.
    All musicians know appearing at his concert is poison for their careers.

    So he’s gonna call it off.
    Know what that means, and is just another example of it?????

    TACO. Thats what, TACO.
    What a pussy he is.

    • Anonymous   May 31, 2026 7:04 am - at 7:04 am

      Do you wipe yours?

      • Anonymous   May 31, 2026 9:20 am - at 9:20 am

        I let your daughter do it……..tongue it that is.

        • Anonymous   May 31, 2026 3:32 pm - at 3:32 pm

          I just sent yours home dripping

  12. Anonymous   May 31, 2026 10:03 am - at 10:03 am

    Trumpanzie only has pathetic little one liners because his choice for president is fucking up our country and the world. So yeah double gun salute to you fuck stain Mcgoo .

  13. Anonymous   May 31, 2026 10:07 am - at 10:07 am

    Adam Ferry pathetic asshole at again. His father molested him and his mom sucked cock for money on live oak drive. Such memories burning in his pea brain. He is a damaged human being.

  14. Anonymous   May 31, 2026 9:25 pm - at 9:25 pm

    We’ve removed mines? No we haven’t. LOL.

  15. Anonymous   June 1, 2026 7:32 am - at 7:32 am

    THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!
    Iran called of negotiations.
    They are working Trump like the little bitch he is.
    And it will take 50 years or more for our country to recover from the damage he has, is, and will continue to, inflict upon it by this chitstain of a president.

    And Calaveras Trumpers love him. Don’t say much for your intelligence, do it Goober?

  16. Anonymous   June 1, 2026 12:46 pm - at 12:46 pm

    In polls, the don is below freezing. Even in Fox polls, he is below freezing- 32%, he is losing maga bigly.
    maga and America sees what the don is- a gripter liar, selling out America for Putin.
    The NATO meeting this weekend had 3 NATO generals speak about the loss of trust in America, he is working for Putin and Xi , they said.

    The Republicans are ok with selling out America, they will not stop this .

    A party that has turned against America.

  17. Anonymous   June 1, 2026 2:32 pm - at 2:32 pm

    ^^It, the Republicans actions, should be considered seditious.

  18. Anonymous   June 1, 2026 2:47 pm - at 2:47 pm

    CNN now – Iran state media said talks were suspended over Israel’s strikes on Lebanon. Trump said they were continuing ‘at a rapid pace.’

    So which is it donny?

    At this point, the Iranians have more credibility than repetitive liar don.

    It really is sad that our president is untrustworthy.

    But with so many contractors, and others stiffed out of their payments, and the many bankruptcies, legal fraud cases lost, it is no surprise.