U.S Enters Into Largest Oil Deal in History

Washington, DC…”The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY! At my direction, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, working closely with Highly Respected Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, and, through a partnership with private business, have secured majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer.

This Historic Transaction MORE THAN DOUBLES American Oil Reserves, greatly increases our Oil Supply, and will substantially lower Gas Prices for all Americans, long into the future, while helping to continue to set Venezuela on a course toward Tremendous Success and Great Prosperity. This Transaction will greatly strengthen the already growing relationship between Venezuela and the United States!

Thank you for your attention to this groundbreaking matter.”

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

26 Responses to "U.S Enters Into Largest Oil Deal in History"

  1. Anonymous   August 30, 2026 3:02 pm - at 3:02 pm

    I don’t believe kidnapping a country’s leader and stealing their natural resources. Is the biggest oil deal in history. It’s pure corruption

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  2. Anonymous   August 30, 2026 3:56 pm - at 3:56 pm

    Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, cannot sign any contracts as she is not in any legal capacity to sing any agreements, or contracts representing Venezuelan.

    This would not surmount any legal challenge in any legitimate court.

    Just like mission accomplished (Iran) this is another fraud, just another lie from the con don.

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  3. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 7:46 am - at 7:46 am

    SING you’re a dumb mother fucker go back to kindergarten.

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    • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 9:39 am - at 9:39 am

      ^^And you are an ignorant Trump sheep.
      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA mother fucker.

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      • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 11:07 am - at 11:07 am

        Piss poor sentence composition……….

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  4. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 8:13 am - at 8:13 am

    Thanks Mr. Know it All Rob Bonta

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  5. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 8:34 am - at 8:34 am

    Mr. Scrumptious lets go deer hunting when the season opens? Anti

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    • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 9:38 am - at 9:38 am

      ^^No thanks. Your too loose and sloppy for me.

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      • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 11:07 am - at 11:07 am

        Oh Really!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 11:11 am - at 11:11 am

        The only reason I feel loose and sloppy to you is because of your 1/2 incher big boy.

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        • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 11:18 am - at 11:18 am

          He we go again closeted gay Trumpanzie so obsessed with the queer lifestyle. Poor bastard had to grow up on live oak drive where his gay father molested him and his whore mother sucked cock for money while he watched. It’s no wonder he loves Leather Boy Donald Trump and all his queer cabinet cronies. He probably strokes his dick just thinking about our hunky treasury secretary. Get a new shtick queer boy or maybe just shut your queer cake hole!

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    • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 11:20 am - at 11:20 am

      Please explain?? What the fuck does this even mean?? I see you are answering your own posts again. You are fucking pathetic

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  6. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 12:20 pm - at 12:20 pm

    Anybody with half a brain, and that leaves out all Calatrumplicans, knows that it will be 5-15 years before this agreement leads to ANY relief at the gas pumps for Americans.
    It, oil exploration, doesn’t just happen overnight you Trump jackoffs! He’s just trying to stave off a HUGE midterm loss, where he turns into Donald “the lame Duck” Duck. Don’t worry though local Trumpanzies, you can still visit Lake America.
    Neverending war, high gas prices, high beef prices, rents through the roof, who cares we got a lake name changed!!!!!!!

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    • Anonymous   August 31, 2026 1:03 pm - at 1:03 pm

      You need to take it up with the cashiers at Sierra Hills Market faggot……………

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  7. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 4:23 pm - at 4:23 pm

    Oh that another good one what ever the fuck that means? Your a fucking idiot. Your mom and dad sure did a number on you. What’s next you hate frisbee golf . Your a loser just like our so called president.

    Reply
  8. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 4:27 pm - at 4:27 pm

    Lake America?? The world is laughing as China and Russia licks their chops. Trump is a bitch .

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  9. Anonymous   August 31, 2026 7:08 pm - at 7:08 pm

    Can a MAGA Idiot be any more stupid. By supporting trump in anyway ???

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    • Anonymous   September 1, 2026 7:59 am - at 7:59 am

      TRUMP 2028

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      • Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:40 am - at 8:40 am

        It looks like they can be more stupid just have a look at the closeted queer Trumpanzies comments

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  10. Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:12 am - at 8:12 am

    My father and I where raised here along with my stepmom Bill, Mr. Ridiculed.

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  11. Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:35 am - at 8:35 am

    Your wit shows no limits. You’re a regular comedian. Now climb back to your shit hole on live oak drive with the faded Trump sign you can see from highway 4 and watch your aging mom take out her dentures and suck a little dick for money. If you think Trump 2028 is funny or smart it is not it’s just like most MAGA Trumpanzie bullshit unconstitutional. So go finger your asshole fuck stain and tell us all to sniff your finger. That is sooooo smart and funny.

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  12. Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:46 am - at 8:46 am

    I loved it when my stepmom Bill would French Kiss my ass hole it made me feel like a man, Mr. Ridiculed

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    • Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:47 am - at 8:47 am

      Oh Really!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Anonymous   September 1, 2026 8:52 am - at 8:52 am

    Haaaaa!! Posting and answering yourself again!! Go jump in Lake America fuck hole. Take it up with Sierra Hills Market then go play frisbee golf loser

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    • Anonymous   September 1, 2026 9:11 am - at 9:11 am

      You’re the real loser look around were you live, with all the low life….

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      • Anonymous   September 2, 2026 2:32 am - at 2:32 am

        ^^ “real loser”……..that’d be you ignoramous. Back to nite school English 1. Did you attend Bret Heart HS?? Must have…………….

        Reply

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