President Trump Announces Greenland Agreement

Washington, DC….I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns.

There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval.

For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end!

We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction.

This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it!

This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

11 Responses to "President Trump Announces Greenland Agreement"

  1. Anonymous   September 20, 2026 6:53 am - at 6:53 am

    Anytime sleepy don makes an announcement. You can bet it’s complete bull shit …

  2. Anonymous   September 20, 2026 6:59 am - at 6:59 am

    Sleepy don’s son had the most beautiful Russian wedding. Sleepy don’s other son doesn’t know anything about it … you know sleepy don son has made over three billion dollars in the last year. He could have paid for this himself. But we never met a trump that didn’t love owning the libs ….

    • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 7:05 am - at 7:05 am

      Yeah Yeah Yeah blow hard!

      • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 8:48 am - at 8:48 am

        Thats^^^^what Trump tells Scott Bessent when he is on his knees under the Resolute Desk………..”blow hard” Scott………………….

  3. Anonymous   September 20, 2026 7:07 am - at 7:07 am

    Sleepy don knows AI because his uncle taught at MIT. That makes it easier to follow everything Steven Miller tells him to do. Sleepy don is an expert on election integrity. After all he, Miller and Bannon know fake electors. And the proper way to do an insurrection …

    • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 7:30 am - at 7:30 am

      Yeah Yeah Yeah blow hard.

      • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 8:51 am - at 8:51 am

        ^^^So now instead of “Oh Really” is it going to be “Yeah Yeah Yeah blow hard!” from now on Mr. Obvious??
        Don’t forget Mr. Ridiculed you ignorant moronic Trumper!!

    • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 8:47 am - at 8:47 am

      The REAL devil incarnate in the Trump Administration is one Russel Vought. He is the trump puppetmaster, the one pulling the strings.
      He must be eliminated.

  4. Anonymous   September 20, 2026 7:32 am - at 7:32 am

    Pastor Steve please go easy on my booty today, Mr. Ridiculed.

    • Anonymous   September 20, 2026 8:52 am - at 8:52 am

      ^^^That WASN’T funny EVER.
      Mr. Ridiculed is the best you got you stupid motherfucker?

  5. Anonymous   September 20, 2026 10:55 am - at 10:55 am

    Exactly how many people in Northern California. Good with trump selling. A piece of Yosemite Valley to a private developer. And a private road into the valley. For their High End clients ?